when your mom is yelling at you to do more chores while you’re doing chores and you’re there like
i think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me
when someone you barely know jokes on you
spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie
"if people were rain then i was a drizzle and she was a sharknado"